"I like my body when it is with your body."
- e.e. cummings (via guy)
I haven’t been to the zoo since 2009. That’s all I want to do every summer is just go once. Probably not going this year either.
"Don’t ruin a good today by thinking about a bad yesterday. Let it go."
there’s either baby puke on me or the smell of it is embedded in my nose or both
My farts are both loud and deadly. I’m sorry.